National Orthotics Hamilton ARE SCAM ARTISTS! Tell your Friends!

National Orthotics Hamilton on Upper James are a big bunch of scam artists. First of all they make you pay them the entire amount for your orthotics even when you have insurance. That’s not the bad part. It’s just very inconvenient, no other place makes you do that. So I bring my shoes in to get orthotics put into them, I also bring in the receipt so I can get my money back from the insurance which actually comes from the orthotics place because they want us to pay all in full before the insurances gives them the money. So after the months it takes for all the shit to clear. I can finally get my $150 from the shoes I bought. Get this they say, we can only give you $100 BECAUSE I HAVE NO RECEIPT??!?!! Bullshit! What kind of place doesn’t carry records for their transactions? Seriously? They blatantly lost it so they could pocket the extra cash. Well thankfully they are just super negligent and I found the receipt at the bottom of the box. So tomorrow IN YOUR FACE NATIONAL ORTHOTICS! Give ME MY MONEY!

Moral of the story FIDDLE FINGER YOU NATIONAL ORTHOTICS! They are a pain in the ass. BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE. BAD RECORD KEEPING.
Here’s a picture and address of the place if you would like to burn it down. Also they are jerks and their mothers would not accept that kind of behavior.

3 Penis Wine

So I found this article on bottle gang’s blog on blog spot after watching The League. Taco (Jon Lajoie) has a thing for 3 penis wine and I wanted to know if it was real. Behold it was. Here’s the article. Soo funny.

Three-Penis Wine: A traditional Chinese remedy consisting of powder made from the penises of dogs, deer, and seal mixed into wine. This noxious mixture is reputed to provide a number of health benefits, not the least of which is enhancing the libido. A seal pizzle can sell for as much as $650, so this cocktail can be quite expensive, even if the contents are often fraudulent: A Canadian sampling of the DNA of seal penises in Toronto shops found that all but one were from other animals, mostly dogs, and that many of them weren’t even penises! For the more daring — or desperate — five-penis and nine-penis variations are available.

Here’s an infomercial for 3 penis wine made by Jon Lajoie.

All Blue-Eyed People Are Related

If you’ve got blue eyes, shake the hand of the nearest person who shares your azure irises: He or she may be a distant cousin.

Danish researchers have concluded that all blue-eyed people share a common ancestor, presumably someone who lived 6,000 to 10,000 years ago.

“Originally, we all had brown eyes,” Professor Hans Eiberg of the University of Copenhagen said in a press release. “But a genetic mutation affecting the OCA2 gene in our chromosomes resulted in the creation of a ‘switch,’ which literally ‘turned off’ the ability to produce brown eyes.”

That “switch” — a simple change from “A,” or adenine, to “G,” or guanine, in the DNA — actually sits next to the OCA2 gene, which regulates the pigmentation of our eyes, hair and skin, and hence has only a limiting effect on it.

If the mutation had completely deactivated OCA2, all blue-eyed people would be albinos.

Eiberg and his team analyzed 155 individuals in a large Danish family, plus several blue-eyed people born in Turkey and Jordan. – FOX NEWS