Knock Off Pop Machine

From the makers of the knock off pop: a machine that holds all of them in one place and cold to boot.

BLAST!

The other day at work I finally got this candy bar that I was wondering about in the machine. It’s called BLAST. It kinda reminds me of the Bust-A-Nut bar in Tropic Thunder. I’ve seen it in there for months and it might as well have been that exact same one I saw back then because this tasted just as good as it looked. Brown on the inside and coated in some white shell. It’s supposed to be oatmeal covered in yogurt. It was a blast of something for sure, bet you can figure that out. Next time I walk by that machine I won’t wonder what it tastes like or get it again. I bet a Bust-A-Nut bar tastes better than BLAST.